A trio of partying vampire gangsters come to Greendale and befriend Sabrina. While Hilda is less than thrilled (since she dated one of the vampires and he broke her heart), Sabrina thinks they’re cool… until the trio uses her as a patsy in a blood bank robbery.
Sabrina develops a crush on her piano teacher, but when she learns her piano teacher has a girlfriend (who is a cellist), she sabotages his girlfriend’s musical talent so she can have him all to herself.
Hilda and Zelda get jobs at a fast-food joint to earn money for their own car. When Hilda gets a promotion, she lets her duties go to her head. Meanwhile, Salem wins a radio contest and gets Sabrina to take his place and she starts to take advantage of it.
Sabrina raises money to update the town’s library and exceeds her goal by $300 — which she uses to outbid her rival Gem Stone in buying a rare collectible Billy-Go-Boom-Boom doll. Despite Pi and Harvey chastising her for using the extra money in the library fund for her own needs, Sabrina justifies her purchase by […]
Angry over Gem Stone’s selfish views on Christmas, Sabrina, Hilda, and Zelda pose as the Ghosts of Christmas Past, Present and Yet to Come in order to scare the holiday spirit into Gem, but the plan goes awry when Gem doesn’t reform.
Sabrina gets jealous when Harvey befriends a new swimmer in school named Dorsala Finn at the same time “Cliche Week” (a week where witches’ and warlocks’ hackneyed sayings and comparisons come to life) haunts the Spellman house. Wishing she could “swim like a fish” to appeal to Harvey more than Dorsala, Sabrina accidentally turns herself […]
Sabrina’s class goes on a field trip with no adults or responsibility, with Salem and Newt stowing away with them. Sabrina conjures up a storm that leaves them shipwrecked on an island in the Bermuda Triangle, where her magic won’t work. After being stung by a cockatrice, Salem is driven crazy and steals the boat’s […]
After slacking off too much by having appliances do her chores, Sabrina takes a witch’s oath to give up magic and start acting more mature, as well as developing workaholic tendencies — causing her inner child to escape and wreak havoc.
When Sabrina and Salem accidentally ruin a spellbook of Zelda’s which was autographed by Merlin himself, the two of them travel back to the Middle Ages and set out to help a young Merlin become a proper wizard.
When his favorite cartoon show (The Billy-Go-Boom-Boom Show) gets cancelled, Harvey gets upset, as he takes it as a sign that he’s growing up. To cheer him up, Sabrina conjures up Harvey’s imaginary friend Mort from a drawing he did when he was five — who begins getting Harvey in trouble for playing childish pranks.
After Enchantra denies Hilda and Zelda the chance to have their eternal youth spell lifted, Sabrina chastises Enchantra for having an easier life than her, causing a wish crystal in her pocket to prompt a Freaky Friday-style switch bodies where Sabrina and Enchantra must learn what it’s like to walk in the other’s shoes.
Sabrina wishes that action hero, Devin DeGaulle (a Steven Seagal spoof), would film his next movie in her town, so Harvey can meet him, but Harvey becomes disillusioned when Devin DeGaulle turns out to be nothing like his on-screen persona.
After getting rejected by her favorite teacher to go on a weekend field trip, Sabrina visits a gnome who challenges her to find someone who has never had his (or her) heart broken, and discovers that even self-centered people like Gem, Hilda, Zelda, and Salem have been hurt.